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Phoebe Price whored up the Emmys

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 | No Comments

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Phoebe Price slithered her way past the security guards onto the red carpet of the 60th Annual Emmy Awards Show last night in her red dress with her long gnarly red weave. How she even received an invitation is beyond me but for anyone out there who’s into fake red heads with pale ass freckly skin, this post is for you.

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Abbey Lee Kershaw may be flawless

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 | No Comments

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This prefect Australian born model Abbey Lee Kershaw is absolutely divine. Not only is she smoking hot but she’s a bit of a wild child that isn’t afraid to get dirt under her finger nails. She appeared on the cover of Dazed and Confused magazine in the most abstract and beautifully photographed way. I have nothing negative to say about this girl, it’s a shame too because I’m funnier when I pick on hot chicks. No worries people there’s always big booty hoes to pick on!

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Say hello to Triana Iglesias

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 | 1 Comment

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I have absolutely no idea who Triana Iglesias is but like most attention whores, she’s got a MySpace account and gives us a bit of a bio.

Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to be a superhero. -Wonderwoman “feemale force in a bikini!” ;) saving the world with superhero powers. Now I am living in Oslo,and I still want to save the world with super powers…
I am a good girl, and Great fun! ( Even when I..m bad ) For the last couple of years I have been working full time as a model, and trying to enjoy life to the full. And I Love it! I love my life and my job…

What can I say, I’m a sucker for boobs and a complete lack of grammar. I’ll even sack her is she had a lisp and a wooden leg that gave me splinters.

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Doutzen Kroes sexy pink bikini candids

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 | No Comments

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Doutzen Kroes is a sexy model from the Netherlands that spawned out of nowhere just for us to ogle at. Even though she was voted “Model of the Year” in 2005, I don’t read Vogue magazine so as far as I’m concerned, she’s new. In my defense, I only look at the pictures. Check her out in this model diary she did for Vogue, her voice makes you want to stick your fingers in a warm apple pie.

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Gottex swimsuit Fashion Show Part 2

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 | 2 Comments

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Here’s part two for hot models regular folks like us only dream about and only 4% of hot college chicks can actually fit in those types of sexy bikinis. You know, when chicks are at their prime? Before the late night partying becomes such a regular habit that Taco Bell runs at 2am is breakfast and they wake up the next morning with a can of bud in the shower rinsing off the sex they cannot remember having from that house party at Ricky’s house. Who the fuck is Ricky? Exactly.

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Asian Reporter is interrupted by pig sex and a trusty helper

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 | No Comments

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British babe Michelle Marsh is a sexy stuartist

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 | No Comments

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There’s something in the water in the UK because all of the sudden, there’s a ton of hot babes such as Michelle Marsh who I’ve never heard of until just recently. Stupid American censorship, we need more boobs! If it wasn’t for the internets, millions of Americans wouldn’t be able to drool over Michelle’s big natural boobs in NUTS magazine.

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Cute Hayden Panettiere cleavage

Sunday, September 21st, 2008 | No Comments

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Young Hayden Panettiere shows off a bit of her teen cleavage on set of her new movie I Love You Beth Cooper in Los Angeles. She must be getting paid alot of cold blooded cash for having to kiss a parrot-faced guy who’s boner is probably ripping threw his pants as I type this update. I mean, look at that beak! It’s so huge he can pull of “the shocker” with his face.

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Oprah vs. 9000 penises

Sunday, September 21st, 2008 | 1 Comment

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Sexy Cougar Elizabeth Hurley’s cleavage

Sunday, September 21st, 2008 | No Comments

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Ultimate cougar Elizabeth Hurley took her boobs to a fundraiser in London wearing a sexy revealing dress. Natural cougar cleavage is always a plus, that is, when they aren’t milked to hell like a sack of soggy corn flakes. Mistreated boobs is just sad. That’s boob abuse and that should be outlawed!

“I’m obsessed with sausages. I’d like to eat them every day.”

Fact: Elizabeth Hurley is now a sausage farmer, seriously, she love her some sausages. Hmmm, I like the sound of that. Sausages made from actress-turned-farmersĀ  pigs have become bestsellers at her local butcher’s shop. Sexy…. not for the pigs of course.

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Danielle Lloyd’s bikini tits

Sunday, September 21st, 2008 | 1 Comment

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Nothing more delicious than a pair of Danielle Lloyd’s nicely tanned boobs in a small bikini wet and glistening in the sun. These are supposedly bikini candids but they look a bit staged if you ask me. Needless to say, she looks pretty damn hot standing around the pool soaking wet, in a bikini, all alone, possibly horny. This gallery would of been much more awesome if it ended with her slowly stripping off her itchy bikini under that outdoor shower… but no. Tease.

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Pamela Anderson’s crazy cleavage

Sunday, September 21st, 2008 | No Comments

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Tig-O-Bitty Pamela Anderson attended the Vivienne Westwood Red Label event in London with her giant boobs and some mannequin-like dude as her date. I’m sure she’s trying to make some sort statement but I think she failed because no one pays any attention to her anymore. Although it is nice to see her giant boobs are still tight and perky. Those things will outlast us all, kind of like cockroaches after the nuclear bomb and all civilization has perished. Cockroaches and her big silicone fun bags will breed and the mutant boobroach will live on the existence of the human race… wow, that’s just gross.

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