Archive for September, 2008

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Aubrey O’Day’s insanely hot cleavage

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 | No Comments

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Porn lovin’ Aubrey O’Day graces us with an excellent choice of a gown to the Declare Yourself Domino Effect party a non partisan campaign to get youngsters to vote. Aubrey’s awesome cleavage is for a good cause! She showed up with her small pooch, Ginger painted in multicolor, the dog died of toxic shock later that night. Just kidding.

“I’m voting for Hillary!” she joked, before adding she was really backing Obama. So what does the self-proclaimed porn lover think about gay marriage?

“I’m for anything gay,” she said. “I adore gay men, gay women, gay everything. I think I was gay in a past life.”

I’m starting to love Aubrey quotes, she doesn’t hold back. I honestly forgot she was a singer in P.Diddy’s all slut group Danity Kane, they totally whored up the stage at the benefit.

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Selma Blair in hootchie gear

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 | No Comments

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Hootchie shorts? check. Bright tube top? check. Big tacky earrings? check. All Selma Blair needs is sharpie liner across her eyebrows and lips and her hootchie transformation is complete. Selma was on set of her new TV show Kath and Kim and don’t have the slightest clue what the series is about but I can guarantee you if she continues to dress in awesome provocative clothes like this, I’ll start TiVO’ing it for sure.

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Keeley Hazell nude in her 2009 calendar

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 | 3 Comments

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Today’s pick for probably the sexiest 2009 calendar known to man, is : Keeley Hazell’s sexy year of wonderful boobs, lingerie, boobs and more beautiful natural boobs. I actually didn’t even notice the months until the third or fourth time I looked at the photos, I forgot it was a calendar. All I saw was big naturals. Unfortunately for you guys, it’s censored with cute green stars.

Uncensored version here

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The Pussycat Whores, whore it up

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 | No Comments

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I can totally watch The Pussycat Dolls perform the release of their new album, on mute. Bitches can’t sing but it’s like a sexy soft core lesbian porn performance with hot sluts bouncing around on stage in hot vinyl leather corsets and a couple of trannies strutting their silicone breasts and about a pound of make-up on their face. Clown make-up. I guess they have the same make-up artist as Christina Aguilera, some need it dearly though. So thank god for that.

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Marisa Miller’s 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit calender

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 | No Comments

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Today’s pick for uber sexy 2009 calender is : Marisa Miller’s 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit Calender Edition is probably the sexiest I have seen her yet. My favorite month is July, not only is it my birth month but I think she looks amazingly hot in that tiny purple bikini.

What’s you favorite month?

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Chris Rock vs. Bill Clinton

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 | 1 Comment
  • Who is Jennifer Metcalfe? She’s in a bikini! (TheBlemish)
  • The London papers got tricked! (WWTDD)
  • Sexy Emily Scott for an afternoon pick-me-up (FListed)
  • Queen of the skanks (DirtyNipSlip)
  • Katy Perry in a see through shirt is nice (DirtyRottenWhore)
  • Guy almost blows his head off (DoubleViking)
  • What a view! (Magamba)
  • Spit or Swallow? (EJB)
  • Axia Andreadaki is a hot international babe (HornyOyster)
  • Imogen Thomas topless in her underwear makes my hump day (CelebPunani)
  • Lucy Pinder and Chanelle Hayes NUTS magazine boobage (DailyPOA)
  • World’s most rancid apartment ever (HolyTaco)

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Gottex swimsuit Fashion Show Part 3

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 | No Comments

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It’s Hump Day and what’s better than two days before Friday? Models in sexy swimsuits! Bathing suits more expensive than my first apartment, car and yearly income. Now, if the models came with the purchase of one of those tacky over priced swimsuits, I’ll buy two.

Off topic; Anyone interested in a toddler? He’s not potty trained yet but he fetches the television remote and is your own personal alarm clock. Come on man, I needs me a hot model in a sexy bikini damn it. I’m an addict. An addict to fine booty. Rawr!

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Shannen Doherty is back and trying to be sexy

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 | No Comments

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Look what the cat dragged in, it’s Shannen Doherty from 90210 and that lame “I’m goth if I like witches” series Charmed. Believe it or not, there’s lots of people out there who admire this chick as a babe. Shannen is no babe, she’s a bitch… that’s it.

Her face looks like it got beat by the Down Syndrome stick with her wonky Paris Hilton eye. Shannen got a photo spread and made it on the cover of Radar magazine trying her hardest to look sexy. Nope, didn’t work. Radar is probably kicking themselves in the teef for gracing their mag with a none-babe.

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Blake Lively’s perky cleavage

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 | No Comments

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Blake Lively wears a low cut revealing dress on the set of Gossip Girl showing off her perky cleavage. The dress is pretty hideous passed the nice cleavagey part but all that stuff below the bust doesn’t really matter anyway. I haven’t actually watched a single episode of that show but from what I see, all the chicks are pretty damn hot. I don’t think I can bare to watch an hour of horny teens with blue balls and raging hormones… shit man, maybe I can. Sounds interesting already!

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Jessica Alba’s bangin’ post-preggo body in a bikini

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 | No Comments

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Welcome back to sexy town, Jessica Alba took a 9 month detour into Pregnantville but has bounced back into a bikini and she looks bangin’. Too bad the pictures are low quality but considering the paparazzo was in full camo gear dressed as shrubbery, he still got some great shots of Jessica’s flat belly. Her ass? Perfection! Makes you want to nibble on your monitor. What? I like asses too.

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