Amanda Bynes has come all long way to be a hot chick, she showed up for the screening of Lifetime’s TV show Living Proof in New York wearing a pretty sexy dress. At least she’s got great legs because she has to make up for having an A cup, now if her boobs were a cup bigger, that dress would of looked spectacular. Sadly, Amanda is a lousy actress and will always be categorized as that tween on that show that got canceled because it pretty much sucked.
Today’s pick for sexy 2009 calendar pictorial goes to: Gemma Atkinson and her fine bikini boobs in her new 2009 calendar photo shoot. Obviously Keeley Hazell’s calendar is still way sexier because she’s a bit more boobacious and 100% topless. Topless is always better, though Gemma really fills out her bikini nicely.
Christina Aguilera rocked her street hooker boots at the Rock the Vote even last night in Hollywood Hills with some bright ass neon pink 80’s lipstick she stole from Cyndi Lauper. I don’t know what’s up with Christina and all that make-up she piles on her face but her body is bangin’, I mean she’s got the curves like a roller coaster and that’s hot. Don’t get me wrong she’s one large pizza with extra cheese and two dozen Krispy Kremes away from having to much junk in her trunk. Like Kim.
As Debbie Gibson once said “Only in my dreams, as real as it may seem, it was only in my dreams” sad but true. If Victoria Secret models Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr actually fulfilled our lesbian fantasy and hooked up, that would be the end of times. The world would just end. What else is there to live for? Delicious cupcakes with cannabis icing? No-wait that sounds awesome…
I guess Girls Aloud is the UK version of the Pussycat Whores? I don’t know, nor do I care… these chicks are hot and not one of them is fugly unlike the America group. This is supposed to be their 2009 calendar photo shoot but I don’t see any months. Perhaps time stands still when these sexy chicks dress down in their whore gear. Sweet, I’m moving to Europe where everyday is like Groundhog’s Day but 100% better with hot chicks and no Bill Murray.
Porn lovin’ Aubrey O’Day graces us with an excellent choice of a gown to the Declare Yourself Domino Effect party a non partisan campaign to get youngsters to vote. Aubrey’s awesome cleavage is for a good cause! She showed up with her small pooch, Ginger painted in multicolor, the dog died of toxic shock later that night. Just kidding.
“I’m voting for Hillary!” she joked, before adding she was really backing Obama. So what does the self-proclaimed porn lover think about gay marriage?
“I’m for anything gay,” she said. “I adore gay men, gay women, gay everything. I think I was gay in a past life.”
I’m starting to love Aubrey quotes, she doesn’t hold back. I honestly forgot she was a singer in P.Diddy’s all slut group Danity Kane, they totally whored up the stage at the benefit.
Hootchie shorts? check. Bright tube top? check. Big tacky earrings? check. All Selma Blair needs is sharpie liner across her eyebrows and lips and her hootchie transformation is complete. Selma was on set of her new TV show Kath and Kim and don’t have the slightest clue what the series is about but I can guarantee you if she continues to dress in awesome provocative clothes like this, I’ll start TiVO’ing it for sure.
Today’s pick for probably the sexiest 2009 calendar known to man, is : Keeley Hazell’s sexy year of wonderful boobs, lingerie, boobs and more beautiful natural boobs. I actually didn’t even notice the months until the third or fourth time I looked at the photos, I forgot it was a calendar. All I saw was big naturals. Unfortunately for you guys, it’s censored with cute green stars.
I can totally watch The Pussycat Dolls perform the release of their new album, on mute. Bitches can’t sing but it’s like a sexy soft core lesbian porn performance with hot sluts bouncing around on stage in hot vinyl leather corsets and a couple of trannies strutting their silicone breasts and about a pound of make-up on their face. Clown make-up. I guess they have the same make-up artist as Christina Aguilera, some need it dearly though. So thank god for that.
Today’s pick for uber sexy 2009 calender is : Marisa Miller’s 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit Calender Edition is probably the sexiest I have seen her yet. My favorite month is July, not only is it my birth month but I think she looks amazingly hot in that tiny purple bikini.
What’s you favorite month?
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