Blake Lively shows some cleavage in grandma’s bathing suit. I’m pretty disappointed in these photos, why a bathing suit? Nobody wears bathing suits anymore, just ask this fatty. Young chicks with hot tight bodies and perky boobs shouldn’t be allowed to step foot in a bathing suit that isn’t a two piece bikini or something like this.
Busty Lucy Pinder once again graces the cover of Zoo magazine in some really sexy poses. I mean you can’t get any hotter than Lucy, not only are her breasts the perfect size of my head but she’s got an English accent. Chicks with accents make me hot.
Of course I love my breasts. We grew up together! I can understand why guys stare at my chest sometimes.
Sometimes? I don’t think anyone even notices there’s a head on those shoulders until she open her mouth to speak. I’ve never seen such a pretty girl named Lucy either, let alone an awesome body, ginormous boobs and long flowing brunette hair. The only Lucy’s I’ve know had a hunch back, bald spots and a bad addiction to inhalants. I grew up in Miami.
Hugh Hefner’s main fluffer wore a nice revealing sequent dress to the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards Show (WTF? Reality Show Awards? Are you serious?) with some nice side boob action. There is absolutely nothing interesting in all three of Hefner’s bimbos, except for their boobs and possibly a vagina or two on a good day.
Amanda Bynes has come all long way to be a hot chick, she showed up for the screening of Lifetime’s TV show Living Proof in New York wearing a pretty sexy dress. At least she’s got great legs because she has to make up for having an A cup, now if her boobs were a cup bigger, that dress would of looked spectacular. Sadly, Amanda is a lousy actress and will always be categorized as that tween on that show that got canceled because it pretty much sucked.
Today’s pick for sexy 2009 calendar pictorial goes to: Gemma Atkinson and her fine bikini boobs in her new 2009 calendar photo shoot. Obviously Keeley Hazell’s calendar is still way sexier because she’s a bit more boobacious and 100% topless. Topless is always better, though Gemma really fills out her bikini nicely.
Christina Aguilera rocked her street hooker boots at the Rock the Vote even last night in Hollywood Hills with some bright ass neon pink 80′s lipstick she stole from Cyndi Lauper. I don’t know what’s up with Christina and all that make-up she piles on her face but her body is bangin’, I mean she’s got the curves like a roller coaster and that’s hot. Don’t get me wrong she’s one large pizza with extra cheese and two dozen Krispy Kremes away from having to much junk in her trunk. Like Kim.
As Debbie Gibson once said “Only in my dreams, as real as it may seem, it was only in my dreams” sad but true. If Victoria Secret models Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr actually fulfilled our lesbian fantasy and hooked up, that would be the end of times. The world would just end. What else is there to live for? Delicious cupcakes with cannabis icing? No-wait that sounds awesome…
I guess Girls Aloud is the UK version of the Pussycat Whores? I don’t know, nor do I care… these chicks are hot and not one of them is fugly unlike the America group. This is supposed to be their 2009 calendar photo shoot but I don’t see any months. Perhaps time stands still when these sexy chicks dress down in their whore gear. Sweet, I’m moving to Europe where everyday is like Groundhog’s Day but 100% better with hot chicks and no Bill Murray.
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