I’m the first person that can say Paris Hilton in the skankiest skank that has ever slithered out of the gutters of Hollywood but holy tight vinyl pants, she looks hot in her hooker boots and black outfit. I have a weakness for vinyl, it’s upsetting that this Parasite looks so good in my vinyl leather, it’s just not fair. Proving her slutty ways, she actually cops a feel during her red carpet strut. Always a classy one that Paris is…
The MTV faux reality show The Hills only gave us one positive thing this year, Audrina Patridge’s boobacious boobage. She has a tight hot body and knows it which in this case is a good thing because the bitch is always either lying around the pool in a one size-to-small bikini or on the red carpet showing some massive tit action. So I’d like to take this moment to thank the producers of MTV for hand picking this skank and making her rich enough to not wear clothes. ever.
Hayden Panettiere’s sexy eyes wants you to Declare Yourself to get off the internet porn sites and register to vote. Hayden can ask me to wash the toilet with my tongue just with a glance of those sexy eyes biting her lip in her cheerleaders outfit sans panties and I’ll probably do it.
Hot teen Rosie Jones and sexy Page 3 model Rhian Sugden were out in their sexy lingerie promoting Ann Summer’s new store in Liverpool to cut the ribbon and show off their nice bodies. I’ll take the the maid, I need some “cleaning” in my “undercarriage”.
Nothing hotter than busty British babe Lucy Pinder slurping some noodles for a ridiculous Pot Noodle ad photo shoot. It’s funny how celebrities are called out to advertise silly products, even if they are a topless vixen who’s only famous because she has huge natural tits and loves to flaunt them.
Tanned Playboy Playmate hottie Sara Jean Underwood walked the red carpet at Fox’s 2008 Reality Show Awards with the other skanks from the Playboy mansion. Although she a bit too orange for my taste, I have to admit when you Playboy pictorial came out, I was floored by her beautiful face and flawless figure. Even though Playboy is airbrush happy, she looked amazing.
Sexy Latina Eva Mendes’ new photo spread in Elle magazine makes her look like a mentally deranged chick from the movie Girl, Interrupted. I don’t know what it is about crazy chicks that I find attractive but I think it’s because most of them are freaks in bed. Only disturbed individuals will allow you to jizzm on their face while calling them a dirty bitch pulling out their hair, to make you a bologna sandwich with a smile right after wards.
Blake Lively shows some cleavage in grandma’s bathing suit. I’m pretty disappointed in these photos, why a bathing suit? Nobody wears bathing suits anymore, just ask this fatty. Young chicks with hot tight bodies and perky boobs shouldn’t be allowed to step foot in a bathing suit that isn’t a two piece bikini or something like this.
Busty Lucy Pinder once again graces the cover of Zoo magazine in some really sexy poses. I mean you can’t get any hotter than Lucy, not only are her breasts the perfect size of my head but she’s got an English accent. Chicks with accents make me hot.
Of course I love my breasts. We grew up together! I can understand why guys stare at my chest sometimes.
Sometimes? I don’t think anyone even notices there’s a head on those shoulders until she open her mouth to speak. I’ve never seen such a pretty girl named Lucy either, let alone an awesome body, ginormous boobs and long flowing brunette hair. The only Lucy’s I’ve know had a hunch back, bald spots and a bad addiction to inhalants. I grew up in Miami.
Hugh Hefner’s main fluffer wore a nice revealing sequent dress to the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards Show (WTF? Reality Show Awards? Are you serious?) with some nice side boob action. There is absolutely nothing interesting in all three of Hefner’s bimbos, except for their boobs and possibly a vagina or two on a good day.
Megan Fox Spreads ‘Em
Cheryl Burke In Her See Through Shirt
My New Favorite Sport
Joanna Krupa Gets Nude For Playboy
More Rihanna Nipple Fun
Hilary Duff And Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss