Man, Danielle Lloyd is on a mission to turn us on and it’s totally working. In the new issue of Loaded magazine she gets all wet and nude with her nice big orange tatas. From afar it looks like she’s giving herself purple nurples. She’s a fine piece of ass. Hands down, the hottest oompa loompa I’ve ever seen.
Once a hot Latina “Jenny from the block” is now a pompous ass with two kids, a corpse for a husband and a face full of clown make-up, but I can see a glimmer of hope of possibly up a notch to MILF status for Jennifer Lopez. Really I can, look passed the froo froo dress and eye shadow her make-up artist with Parkinson’s layered on. See? She can be hot again, one day. Next time don’t wear panties.
Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Samantha Ronson are in Mexico. In bikini’s. Life must be so rough for those two, you know with shopping all day and club hopping all night. I can see why they need a vacation from their gay Hollywood lifestyle. I’m surprised Sam wore a bikini, a pink bikini none the less. I wonder if she taped her penis back or wore a banana hammock?
Katy Perry’s lesbian lips made it out (no pun intended) to Christian Dior’s Fashion Show in Paris with a nice vintage looking dress smashing her perky boobs together. I take it she’s into the dirty hobo starving artist look because her boyfriend looks like a borderline heroin addict who paints pretty pictures of nude models boobies. I’m not sure if he’s famous for something, so joke may be on me but what I can say is that they look like an odd couple indeed. I’d hit it though. Both of them!
*Thanks to bartholomew the tattooed hobo is a singer for Gym Class Heroes but they are no Aerosmith so I wouldn’t be surprised if the dude mooches off Katy’s new found fame… until her next single blows and he ditches her for Britney Spears or some other white trash.
This is a big budget rip off Pirates movie with action and CGI but it’s a porno with vaginal, anal, and lesbian sex scenes. Just like any box office movie, there was a premiere and all the whores in the film dressed up in their classiest outfits from the neighborhood X-Mart. Beats Walmarts prices!
…and by Ginger I mean her dog named Ginger. Aubrey O’Day is one crazy bitch sitting in a towel licking the inside of her dogs mouth which is wrong on so many levels of grossness. I guess if you are going to be a skank, might as well go the extra mile into the animal world.
Damn, what a boring ass vacation Jennifer Aniston is on. I mean, where’s the lesbian fantasy of her and some other drunken hottie groping each other or even a little “I-have-sand-in-my-crotch-let-me-clean-my-itchy-poon-right-here-where-no-one-is-looking” shots? Jennifer Aniston is a huge disappointment in Hollywoodland, she was married to Brad Pitt for f*cks sake. Why so glum? Oh right, he left your boring ass for Angelina Jolie and her posse of snot nosed parasites.
Orange you glad Danielle Lloyd showed up at the World Series of Poker in London dressed in what it appears to be a Halloween costume? As tacky as the dress may be, Danielle of course, looks babe-licious… even though the gown has poker chips glued to the bottom and glitter. Only Danielle can pull off such a ridiculous outfit and still look bangable.
Heather Graham doesn’t come out to red carpet events very often but when she does, my love for Roller Girl consumes me. Even though realistically, Heather’s a normal looking busty blonde blue eyed everyday chick but she’ll always be Roller Girl in my eyes. I’m not very fond of her chosen wardrobe to the Yes! On Prop 2 Party in LA, that mustard color on blondes look terrible and the dress is unflattering especially in the boob region but I’ll let this one pass. It’s a rare occasion that we get an opportunity to post fresh pictures of Roller Girl so I’ll take what I can get.
Not much to say about Traci Bingham, why is she even still considered a celebrity and holy hell she’s got big fake boobs bulging out of her chest ready to explode blooby ooze all over your fresh blue raspberry flavored snow cone, those are the best ones and that skank is about to ruin it. Bitch!
Joanna Krupa Is One Kinky Bitch
Annalynne McCord Slips Her Nipple Again
Shauna Sand Flashes Her Panties
Katy Perry’s Hot Ass In A See Through Dress
Amy Winehouse Nipple Slip (Already!)
Amy Winehouse’s New Breast Implants