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WTF Jessie James Cheated on Sandra Bullock with some Ditch Pig

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 | No Comments

There have been rumors that Oscar winner, Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James cheated on her. Sadly Sandra has essentially confirmed those rumors by pulling out of the UK premiere of The Blind Side, due to “unforeseen circumstances” a premiere that Warner Brothers has now decided to cancel. Speculation of Jessie James’s affair was fueled by the cancellation, because it coincides with unconfirmed reports by the US media of Sandra Bullock’s marriage woes. Rumors of Jessie James being a complete dirt bag behind his wife’s back were first reported by InTouch Magazine, which could mean and I hope for Sandra Bullock’s sake does mean that the claims are made up, nevertheless here is what InTouch is reporting:

While Jesse has had an 11-month affair, including five weeks of sex, with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, she believed he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.”

The only funny part about this whole thing is the fact that this whore called Jessie James ‘Vanilla Gorilla’ HAHA aren’t sex names suppose to be sexy? Vanilla Gorilla sounds like a new Dunkaroo flavor, this bitch must be retarded, by the looks of her she’s definitely some form of ‘special’. I feel bad for Sandra Bullock, because not only is she my favorite actress and still a dime, but she seems like a good person because she adopts three legged dogs and such. Things actually get worse for Sandra Bullock because her ‘husbands’ apparent mistress looks like a dirty graffiti wall, that has been spray painted (not by paint), and pissed on by various random dirty dudes. Poor Sandra Bullock! She really needs to get tested because that swamp thing that Jessie James stuck his Gorilla stick into without protection looks dirty as sin and who the fuck gets a huge tattoo across their huge forehead/dome? Apparently atavistic whores who sleep with married men. Geez I guess Sandra Bullock really got ‘blindsided’ by her husband’s dirt bag tendencies.

Check out topless pictures of Michelle bombshell and many more below

Sandra Lou Flashes her Panty/Pubes
Tailor James, hot blond in a bikini.
Olga Kurylenko, the next James Bond girl.
I’m Old But I Still Got Juice!

TAGS: Jessie James, michelle bombshell, Sandra Bullock

Britney Spears Single Madness Should Follow

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 | No Comments

Britney Spears’s most recent boyfriend, Jason Trawick has been accredited with getting her career back on track. We all remember the era of broke-down Britney, when she was just a complete and utter public mess included in her train wreckage was a head of bad walmart hair extensions, a fake British accent, the company of some extremely shady characters, very likely drug and alcohol abuse, hostage takings, crotch flashes, sunglasses at night and dead soulless eyes, we all know the list can go on for days but I’ll stop here. But since Britney’s father took control of her money and Jason Trawick took control of her career, Britney’s shenanigans seem to be a thing of the past, so now that Jason Trawick has been axed will Britney revert back to her broke-down ways? Here is what E! News is reporting:

The 28-year-old pop princess and her talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick called it quits at the end of February after about a year of dating, a source exclusively tells E! News.
“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says.
William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, where Trawick plies his trade, confirmed Tuesday that the 38-year-old agent is still representing Spears.

I guess Jason Trawick has to go back to his post- Mr.Britney Spears life and from what we know most of the guys that Britney dates or marries, their life before Britney most definitely includes a double wide trailer. So long Jason Trawick, nice knowing ya.

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Britney Spears’ Nipples Have a Mind of Their Own

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 12th, 2010 | No Comments

Whitney Port is another one of those girls who gets paid by MTV to have her own ‘reality’ show (well a show that creates a ‘reality’ that appeals to retards who watch these shows, like my girlfriend for example). Apparently Whitney Port is just as boring on her fake reality show as she is in a bikini, come on Whitney Port could you just please try a little harder? Like maybe put on a little make-up so your face isn’t a different color then the rest of your pasty body, a mystic tan would work too. Also please find a better bikini, because the one you’re wearing is pretty unflattering. Or maybe give Audrina a call and get the number of her plastic surgeon, fake boobs might do the job (I swear a pair of fake boobs can sometimes turn a zero into a hero and I stress the sometimes because beat face, big beak with boob job is fuckin stupid, I hate it when ugly girls fix their boobs before their faces). Despite the bad bikini, discolored face and not spectacular boobs, I still think Whitney Port has some babe potential, her legs do go on for days and she had long hair. Whitney Port, I hope the next time I see you in a bikini I get blown away! You can do it!

Whitney Port Nipple Slip
Whitney Port has a Bikini Malfunction
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Hot Damn
Kendra Wilkinson Sexy Promo Pictures for Reality Show ‘Kendra’

TAGS: Whitney Port

Jessica Simpson Looks like my Grandma

Friday, March 12th, 2010 | No Comments

I remember the days when Jessica Simpson use to be hot and guys actually had her on their celebrity wanna fuck list. But those days seem to be long gone, because nowadays every time I see photos of Jessica Simpson she’s in some ugly frumpy grandma dress looking all boring and serious, refer to photos provided for proof of Jessica Simpson‘s grandma tendencies. Come on Jessica Simpson at least bring some cleavage back! I understand that Jessica Simpson no longer looks like Daisy Duke and for the love of god would not be able to even remotely squeeze into a pair of daisy dukes without exploding. But just because she’s a little softer in the body area then before doesn’t mean she can’t at least show off her delicious boobs, like really Jessica Simpson how do you expect to get a man without flaunting your best asset’s in his face? It’s not like your smart or have anything important to say, so that just leaves boobs, ass and legs as your only available tools to land a man. Oh and if you want to hook and actually keep a man, it may be wise to tell your psychotic father to stay the fuck away, guys are totally turned off by dads who think their doing us some big favor by letting us bang their daughters, F.Y.I it’s the other way around, so you’re welcome.

Jessica Simpson is Still Blowing her Mic
Jessica Simpson has the Right Idea
Jessica Simpson and the Morning Links
In Case you still Care about Jessica Simpsons boobs

TAGS: Jessica Simpson

Dina Lohan Stupid Bitch gave Birth to another Stupid Bitch

Friday, March 12th, 2010 | No Comments

So the crazy, stupid, compulsive lying, self centered apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. We only need to look as far as Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina ‘the enabler’ Lohan to begin to understand why Lindsay Lohan is such a sloppy mess. I’m really starting to truly believe that both Dina and Lindsay Lohan are suffering from cognitive impairment that is a manifestation of the brain damage that both sustained from all the years of drug and alcohol abuse. Dina should be worried about her out of control brat of a daughter looking like a beat up Coach tote/ human drug garbage disposal but instead she’s decided to dedicate her concern toward an E Trade commercial that features a milk-a-holic baby named ‘Lindsay’. Dina Lohan who looks like an old catcher’s mitt still loves the attention and takes every opportunity she can get to exploit her daughter, so naturally she had to open her trap on that insanely retarded 100 million dollar lawsuit that Lindsay filed against E Trade. In an interview with The New York Post Dina Lohan exemplifies her and Lindsay’s utter stupidity:

(After Lindsay saw the ad) “She said, ‘Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?’ ” Dina Lohan said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter.
“They’re little babies doing this, mocking another child who’s just trying to survive Hollywood, basically,” Dina Lohan said.

Dina goes on to say:

“I’m just basically glad I took a stand. I’m not going to let them do this to us anymore,” Dina Lohan said of the “horrible” and “mean” ad.

Oh no there are babies mocking my 23 year old child, who’s addicted to pretty much everything, been to rehab unsuccessfully for the millionth time, is a slut and also been to jail, what a horrible and mean ad. Hey Dina Lohan you know what’s really horrible and mean? Your parenting skills! WOW! Just the fact that Lindsay Lohan thinks the ad is about her speaks volumes! Both Dina and Lindsay need to get a life and fuckin get over their washed out, washed up selves. I hope E Trade bitch slaps both of them and keeps cranking out those awesome baby commercials.

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Lindsay Lohan no longer stuck on stupid
Lindsay Lohan not looking like a meth addicted gremlin
Lindsay Lohan Strips down for Purple Magazine, Tit and Ass shots!

TAGS: Lindsay Lohan

Bar Refaeli Greatest Jew of all Time

Friday, March 12th, 2010 | No Comments

It’s just undeniable that Bar Refaeli is the hottest Israeli women that I’ve ever seen and in my humble opinion Bar Refaeli because of the happiness that she’s brought and will continue to bring to men should be named the greatest jew of all time! I know that banks are important as are diamonds and extremely efficient and effective systems of national defense, all of which are non Bar Refaeli related Jewish accomplishments. But just look at Bar Refaeli, she’s like some sort of Jewish women superhero because she obviously received some kind of rare genetic combination that allowed her to have the superpower of physical perfection. Not to be rude (well I really don’t give a fuck if you think I’m rude, just trying to be proper since I’m writing about a superhero and all) but most Jewish women I’ve seen look like Jonah Hill or the girl version of Howard Wolowitz (mega jew from The Big Bang Theory). I’ll probably kick myself for suggesting this, but it’s for the good of mankind so here it goes, I think that instead of trying to go green and do all that save the environment stuff, which is great Leonardo Dicaprio should focus on creating a mini superhero with Bar Refaeli, can you imagine the genetics that kid would have? Talk about superpowers! By the way has anyone seen Shutter Island, and if so is it as scary as the commercials make it out to be (my girlfriend wants to know)

Bar Refaeli Bikini Babe on vacation
Bar Refaeli bikini shoot a bad Situation
Lucy Pinder, greatest rack?
Christina Aguilera’s Greatest Hits Promo Shots is Smokin’

TAGS: Bar Refaeli

Olivia Wilde shows Cleavage and her assets

Thursday, March 11th, 2010 | No Comments

Super babe, Olivia Wilde showed off some major cleavage while on her way to some Hollywood event where she’ll mingle with other ridiculously beautiful people. Olivia Wilde, is currently my favorite television actress, because not only does she have that edgy, sexy, deep down I’m a bad girl look (her last name is after all Wild with an ‘e’ bad ass) but her role on House makes me believe that she’s not only gorgeous but also a genius! Bazinga! Olivia Wilde on House is every dweeb’s fantasy girl, hot and smart! Since I’m feeling generous today, I’ve decided to give you guys some extra Olivia Wilde photos from a steamy Elle magazine photoshoot to gawk and drool over. Just a warning to the dweebs with asthma or heart problems, one of the photos of Olivia Wilde that I’m about to post from the Elle magazine shoot might just be too hot for you to handle because she assumes ‘the position’ yes THAT position…so please have your inhaler nearby before looking at these pictures.

Amazing Olivia Wilde GQ Photoshoot
Olivia Wilde Topless in Maxim
New Olivia Wilde Pictures, Finally
Olivia Wilde is sexy in black.

TAGS: Olivia Wilde

Audrina Patridge Behind the Scenes Bikini photos from FHM Shoot

Thursday, March 11th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m sure everyone enjoyed those mind blowingly hot Audrina Patridge bikini photos for the recent issue of FHM, because I know I did, wooooowza Audrina Patridge rocks a bikini like its nobody’s business! So if you liked those you’ll also like these behind the scenes photos from the FHM shoot, which feature Audrina Patridge in a bikini bottom on roller skates and if that doesn’t float your boat the photos also include some Audrina Patridge side boob action and Audrina Patridge bending over to show us more cleavage. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again the plastic surgeon who gave Audrina Patridge those perfect fake boobs should be given some highly acclaimed award like a Nobel Prize for contributing to the arousal of all the men who lay eyes on her well enhanced boobs. That fame whore, horse face Heidi Montag should have taken a page out of the Audrina Patridge how to do plastic surgery right handbook instead of taking the advice of her shiny face, douche nozzle of a husband Spencer Pratt on what good bodily enhancements should look like. Heidi Montag went from moderately disgusting to full blown gag disgusting, because now not only does she still look like a horse but she looks like a plastic my little pony with ridiculous watermelon tits and plastic surgery gone wrong cat face. Why would anyone in their twenties play to have someone make them look like a women in her forties who is desperate to hold on. Heidi Montag, needs to get a serious head scan and probably some kind of psychological help because that chick is just not normal! But I love Audrina Patridge, she’s the perfect combination of dumb and hot.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Hot Damn
Audrina Patridge Hot Bikini Commercial
Audrina Patridge Should Live in a Bikini
Audrina Patridge Hot Bikini Body in Maxim

TAGS: Audrina Patridge

Jeremy Renner to defuse Jessica Simpson’s heart or bomb it like all others before him

Thursday, March 11th, 2010 | No Comments

The Hurt Locker’s, bomb defusing expert Jeremy Renner is attempting to lock it in with Ms. Napalm herself, Jessica Simpson. I guess John Mayer’s interview with playboy where he reveals Jessica Simpson actually has awesome sex’in skills comparing her to crack cocaine and “sexual napalm” is actually doing Jessica some good, because Mr. big shot bomb diffuser (in movies) is now ready to take on some real napalm! People reports:

“Jeremy spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy,” the source says. “They were really flirting up a storm.” Paves encouraged the two and, the source says, “Jessica loved it!” When the party was over, the two exchanged numbers, entering them into their phones.”

Of course Jessica loved it, she would love it if a stray homeless guy flashed her a smile. And I’m pretty impressed that Jessica Simpson knows her own number or for that matter how to put numbers into her phone. I like Jeremy Renner, he seems like a cool dude, so for his sake I hope that he hits it and quits it and doesn’t get duped into marriage by Jessica Simpson’s psychotic devil of a father Joe Simpson. Nahhhhh no guy after Nick Lachey was retarded enough to take Jessica Simpson seriously, so I’m not worried about Jeremy Renner.

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Jessica Simpson got New BJ Lips
Jessica Simpson has the Right Idea

TAGS: Jessica Simpson

Brooklyn Decker lands the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 | No Comments

The beautiful Brooklyn Decker is 2010’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover model; an American model graces the cover! I like Brooklyn Decker, she’s pretty but not over the top hot, giving us regular guys the illusion that we could actually score a chance with her. She’s not a dream killer and that’s gotta count for something. Although Brooklyn Decker looks great on the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover, in my opinion something was a little off about this year’s issue. It may be because trying to top Bar Refaeli’s perfect cover and equally flawless spreads from last year’s super sexy issue is just impossible but whatever the reason this year’s issue fell a little short for me, it was boring. How you make a collection of photographs featuring the most beautiful women in the world, practically half naked boring is just beyond me. Sports Illustrated needs to step up the Swimsuit Issue in 2011 and reimburse us for this year’s yawn issue! Here’s an idea, lose the swimsuits!