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Bikini, Cleavage, Ass shots of T.V Hotties courtesy of FHM magazine

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010 | No Comments

FHM has got to be the smartest magazine out there, because they unlike Harper’s Bazaar know what men want. Men will pay whatever the price to see lots of tits and ass preferably naked but bikini’s are tolerable. On the heels of their super hot bikini shoot of Audrina Patridge, FHM has managed to outdo themselves in the April issue by compiling bikini, underwear, ass and boob/cleavage shots of television hottest ladies (Kim Kardashian was probably a pity addition because she’s beat)! Included in the issues are Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, Summer Glau in her bra (hot damn), Olivia Munn in her underwear, Minka Kelly showing some ass, Jessica Stroup in a soaking wet see-through wife beater, Erin Cummings in a bikini and other insanely hot shots of all our favorite television babes. FHM is genius but what’s even better than buying a copy of FHM is getting free samples of the sizzling photos that will be featured in their April issue, so here you go….enjoy! And you’re welcome, again.

Kim Kardashian Good Cleavage Shots!
Lindsay Lohan Strips down for Purple Magazine, Tit and Ass shots!
Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos
Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures in Ralph Magazine

TAGS: Olivia Munn

New Britney Spears tight Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Damn, I’ve completely forgotten how super hot post-crazy, post-babies, post-deadbeat baby daddy, post-fast food addict Britney Spears use to be. I mean Britney Spears use to be hands down one of the top 5 hottest chicks on the planet, remember when Britney Spears seduced that snake during her performance on the MTV awards, dammmmn that was probably one of the sexiest things I’ve ever witnessed, Britney Spears was sex! After the whole Britney Spears crazy train incidents in efforts to get Britney Spears back to her former superstar status the public has been almost restricted from seeing Britney Spears, that’s until now. Britney Spears was recently photographed in a little yellow bikini and Britney Spears is looking pretty damn fine in these new bikini pictures. I really really hope that these Britney Spears bikini pictures are a sign of things to come and that Britney Spears is working hard toward the goal of restoring her former status as the ultimate sex symbol. Britney Spears I’m rooting for you, I believe that you can put down the French fries, non diet coke and extra whip Starbucks Fraps and get back to the uber hot Britney Spears that we all know and love.

Britney Spears, No Bra, Hard Nipples, Nice
Celeb Battle: Britney Spears Purple Bikini vs Britney Spears Black Bikini Video
Britney Spears is starting to look like the original Britney Spears
Wait For it… Britney Spears Pantyless Upskirt

TAGS: Britney Spears

Sofia Vergera and her Amazing MILF Ass

Monday, September 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Sofia Vergera is like the older version of Alessandra Ambrosio because not only are both women very spicy Latina’s with smoking hot bodies but both women are also very hot mommas (literally, like they are someone’s mother). Honestly, Sofia Vergera looks amazing for her age, well just amazing in general raaaar Cougar Claws. Sofia Vergera by some grace of god has managed to keep the tits and ass of a twenty year old and I offer photos of her ass from the set of some movie she’s working on as proof! Oh how I’d love to grab and handful of Sofia Vergera’s juicy ass or better yet slap it with an open palm. An ass slap or grab would totally be worth the angry slap in the face followed by a slew of Spanish obscenities that I don’t understand, because physical and verbal abuse coming from Sofia Vergera is extremely hot!

Sofia Vergara Has An AMAZING rack!
Behind the Scenes of Sofia in White Starring Sofia Santi
Sofia Vergara Works The Red Carpet
Sofia Vergara, god damn!

TAGS: sofia vergera

Charlize Theron Strips down to her Panties for Elle Charlize Theron Nude Video

Sunday, September 5th, 2010 | No Comments

It’s been a while since we’ve seen or heard anything from one time mega hottie Charlize Theron so I was pretty excited when I came across some incredibly sexy pictures of Charlize Theron from Elle Russia. Finally Charlize Theron is looking like she use to you know post ‘Monster’ where her role as a psycho butch junkie prostitute serial killer traumatized the hell out of me. Elle Russia got Charlize Theron to strip down to her panties and pose in lingerie which makes Elle Russia one of my new heroes. Seriously Charlize Theron looks ridiculously sexy in these pictures and now that she’s apparently single she’s shot right back up into my top 10 hottest women that I’d like to fuck list. And if these shots of Charlize Theron in her panties and lingerie don’t do it for you, then check out the infamous Charlize Theron sex scene from 2 Days in Valley. If a completely nude Charlize Theron sex video still doesn’t do it for you then you’re probably for the gays.

Charlize Theron Hot Bikini pics!
Charlize Theron Nipply Bikini Candids
Charlize Theron Mini Side boob in W mag
Charlize Theron, the classiest out of ALL.

TAGS: Charlize Theron

Marcelle Bittar Nipple Slip AND Topless pictures

Sunday, September 5th, 2010 | No Comments

Marcelle Bittar is some sexy as hell Brazilian Supermodel had a ‘accidental’ nipple slip at some uptight, high end fashion show and of course everyone was shocked, but not me because I love nipple slips and I know all of you do as well, so a big thank you to Marcelle Bittar for the awesome nipple slip. Supermodel nip slips are like unexpectedly finding money in your pockets; it just puts a damn smile on your face. And we have another reason to appreciate Marcelle Bittar’s runway nipple slip and that is the amazing Marcelle Bittar topless pictures that manifested from that wonderful runway nipple slip. Marcelle Bittar unlike most women is not insecure about her body, it may also be because she’s a Brazilian Supermodel but any way you slice it Marcelle Bittar’s love for her assets has done wonders for men all over the world, because tits that great must have some sort of magical healing powers. Enjoy these uber hot topless photos of the super uber hot Marcelle Bittar. I like, I like….

Alessandra Torresani Topless, Nipple Slip Outtake Pictures from Maxim
Alessandra Ambrosio nip slip
Eva Mendes Sexy in Tatler and Bonus Pictures of Eva Mendes Nipple Slip
Rachel Bilson Bikini Lip Slip Pictures are AWESOME

TAGS: Marcelle Bittar

Olivia Wilde New and Sizzling Hot Bikini Pictures

Saturday, September 4th, 2010 | No Comments

It’s undeniable that Olivia Wilde is a bonafied hottie, she kind of reminds me of a young Angelina Jolie sexy with a side of bad ass. I’m happy that super gorgeous Olivia Wilde is part of the House cast, only if doctors in real life were as hot as Olivia Wilde I’d injure myself on the daily just to get ‘checked up’ by Olivia Wilde or at least a real doctor that looks like her. Olivia Wilde seems to be enjoying her time off from her duties as doctor ‘13’ on House and lucky for us she’s chosen to spend her time off in a tiny bikini, it’s also pretty awesome that she isn’t afraid to get a little wet and play in the ocean. Olivia Wilde is one of my favorite TV actresses and in my opinion completely underrated, I wish the paparazzi would follow her around more often and snap more pictures of Olivia Wilde in a bikini or Olivia Wilde in her underwear oh wait that’s a bit creepy so I better shut up and just let you guys enjoy these new Olivia Wilde bikini pictures.

Olivia Wilde shows Cleavage and her assets
New Olivia Wilde Pictures, Finally
Amazing Olivia Wilde GQ Photoshoot
Olivia Wilde Topless in Maxim

TAGS: Olivia Wilde

Lindsay Lohan Maxim Magazine Spread

Saturday, September 4th, 2010 | No Comments

So apparently according to the magicians at Maxim (they work magic, because no matter how butt ugly the chick leave it to Maxim to give us the illusion that she’s hot) these pictures of Lindsay Lohan were taken just days before she was thrown into the slammer. So in between smoking meth, being bipolar, court battles, getting random tattoos Lindsay Lohan managed to squeeze in a photo shoot with Maxim. These photos of Lindsay Lohan aren’t bad, she kind of looks like she use to, before drugs ruined her or maybe they once again prove that Maxim works wonders because every time I’ve seen Lindsay Lohan in the past two years she’s looked like a victim. These Maxim photos of Lindsay Lohan remind us that she was once somewhat attractive and had big bouncy tits, which were the best part about this ginger train wreck. OK, Ok I know that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab now and of course rehab isn’t a place where drug addicts make friends with other drug addicts and spend their time creating elaborate plans to throw a huge 5 drug party when they escape so I should really give Lindsay Lohan a break and stop being so mean right? Whatever I’m just gonna stop writing because Lindsay Lohan is an idiot. Get well soon Ms.Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Strips down for Purple Magazine, Tit and Ass shots!
Lindsay Lohan Still Insane wants $100,000,000 over E Trade ad
Lindsay Lohan Shows off Beer Belly and Falls Down AGAIN!
Lindsay Lohan no longer stuck on stupid

TAGS: Lindsay Lohan

And the 2010 Miss Universe is a Mexican or Jimena Navarrete

Friday, September 3rd, 2010 | No Comments

I’m pretty sure that very few people give a shit about these stupid beauty pageants but since I’m all about keeping up with current events and trying to be a worldly person I’ve decided to take a break from Supermodels, tits, ass, Supermodel’s tits and/or ass and drug addict starlets to bring you some worldly news from the 2010 Miss Universe pageant. I’m actually going beyond worldly being that it’s ‘Miss UNIVERSE’ which means I’m spreading news on the universal level whatever that means, so ya the 2010 Miss Universe competition was recently held in Las Vegas and the winner of the competition was….yes a Mexican or more speciafically a Mexican by the name of Jimena Navarrete. All these cake face pageant chicks look the same to me but I guess the 2010 Miss Universe Jimena Navarrete is not bad, aside from her thin villainous lips she’s not too shabby for a Mexican. Now let’s all wait for some kind of scandal involving a sex tape, drug use, drug use while making a sex tape or drug distribution to surface, I added the last one because well frankly she’s Mexican. I’m a prick aren’t I?

Miss Universe Hiroko Mima Threesome Sex Tape Leaked!
Bikini Thursday:Miss Universe Dayana Mendova
Miss Italia cries in her sexy bikini
Miss Pole Dance World 2009 Video

TAGS: Jimena Navarrete

Kelly Brook Topless Playboy Pictures

Friday, September 3rd, 2010 | No Comments

I admit I had to google Kelly Brook, I’m a gentleman and wanted to get to know the person behind the hot tits and ass that is Kelly Brook. Anyways I didn’t really find any interesting intel on Kelly Brook except that she’s your typical uber hot model and Kelly Brook proves just how hot of a model she really is in her new spread for Playboy magazine. Playboy has been featuring some ugly ass donkey’s lately and consequently bought themselves a one way ticket to obscurity however these insanely hot pictures of Kelly Brook’s tits and ass in Playboy has once again given me hope that Playboy might still beable to revive itself as the ultimate men’s magazine. On second thought Playboy’s smart move of featuring Kelly Brook, topless in all her glory is probably just some fluke they’ll go back to featuring washed up, weathered sluts in no time. Anyways go and buy this edition of Playboy and stare at Kelly Brook’s perfect tits because it might be sometime before Playboy features another chick that’s knock your socks off hot. Kelly Brook’s topless pictures just made my day.

Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley and Alessandra Ambrosio Sexy Pictures in LOVE
Kelly Brook in Lingerie For NUTS
Kelly Brook Spreads Em
Kelly Brook Sexy Hot in Ultimo Lingerie

TAGS: Kelly Brook

Lucy Pinder has Huge Boobs and are Bomb hot pics

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 | No Comments

Lucy Pinder and her huge tits or ‘breasts’ always make my day and Lucy Pinder’s huge tits are why Lucy Pinder is my absolute favorite British pinup model. What red blooded man wouldn’t appreciate a pair of big bouncy and did I mention big tits all of which describe Lucy Pinder’s tits and all of which are awesome adjectives when describing tits. Nuts men’s magazine is great because they only feature ridiculously hot chicks, most of whom are topless with big bouncy boobs, example Lucy Pinder unlike Playboy magazine which seems to only allow trailer park looking mutts with daddy problems to appear in their magazine, finally the British managed to get something right. Although these new pictures of Lucy Pinder do not feature only topless shots, she still looks amazingly hot with her top on, which proves that Lucy Pinder is a women of many talents. Check out these pictures of an almost topless (a completely see through top is like no top at all) Lucy Pinder and also the bonus video I’m sure you’ll enjoy.